Vayda said what?

4th edition :)

Me: What's your shirt say Vay?

Vayda: Daddy's girl!! Sorry I can't help it. 

If you want to think about it then think of it. 

lol oh geeze. 

-LLibbs

Vayda said what?

Welcome to the 3rd edition of: 

Setting the scene: 

I'm frantically getting things together in the kitchen so we can get out in the morning. 

Vayda: Moma! I had a dream I was in the hospital and they were going to cut my head off! 

Me: Oh no! 

Vayda: But then someone came to save me. 

Me: Was it Batman? (We watched the first Batman movie the night before)

Vayda: Nope! Guess again...

*I continued to go through all of the Batman characters, both good and bad...this went on for a while lol*

Vayda: It was the HULK!

Me: awww he's so nice

Vayda: But we even fell in love...

*I stopped..didn't what what to say*

Vayda: and we totally kissed! 

hahahahahaha! I could not stop laughing....

Vayda: then mother Gothel tied me up and wanted to cut off my hands! 

Oh geeze, only Vay would end it on that point lol. 

first edition here

second edition here

partying over here today: 

Vayda said what?

Second edition of: 

My lil goon always has something to say. 

This was our conversation yesterday as we were driving home: 

Vayda: Mama you are papa's girlfriend and he is your boyfriend. Right? 

Me: Ummm we used to be, now he is my husband and I'm his wife. We got married.

Vayda: But why?!

Me: Because we love each other!

Vayda: Where was I?

Me: This was before you were born. 

Vayda: Well you know what? My heart is tearing now! 

(at this point our little actress is distraut)

Me: Why Vay? 

Vayda: Because he is my prince and you took him away from me! Now who am I going to marry? You took my prince charming 

*followed by fake crying lol

Me: You will find a prince when you are older and then you can marry him! 

Vayda: But NO! I need one for right now. I need one my size for right now! 

Oh geeze. I think we have another hopeless romantic on our hands. Seriously? Is this what you wanted 3 year olds to be worried about Mr. Disney? Do any of your 3 yr olds worry about who she/he will marry?

catch the 1st edition here. 

Vayda Said What?

With life going on and the holiday weekend I am so thrown off! Here's a few tid bits that made me laugh. All from our local comedian, Vayda Marie.

Vayda:

"I don't have a license, but I do have a license. I left it in my purse at Nana Tula's.

When I take you out I can buy you gum and movies and take you to Poppie's and everything."

"This was not my idea! My idea was was to _________" (fill in the blank with eat some kind of candy/go to her bffs house to play haha)

"Mama I will be your valentine and your Vayda. You have to share with papa because I'm he's valentine too."

"We're going to see Nemo. You know, the orange fish!" Me: "I'm going to eat him" (going to sushi lol) Vayda: "No he's not for dessert. Hes going to taste awful!"

I always laugh and tell myself that I will remember these little comments forever and that's not the case. Like I've mentioned before, my memory sucks! So this is my little Vayda time capsule.